I think this video is pretty much genius:

I live in Longmont with my mom, of course I do drugs

That is my defense.  I think it's pretty legit, it would hold up in court.

2L2Q

But, tomorrow that ends.  Tomorrow, 4/20, I won't smoke pot anymore.  I will have a job.  And maybe I won't be a virgin.

Well it looks like the first day of the rest of my life. 

Listening to: Toy Soldier by Britney Spears

I will post a picture of my totaled car soon...

So, I crashed my car recently.  

Not like a couple days ago, like a month ago.  And with the help of my grandfather, and my dad I got a new car (new-used car).  

But my parents and everyone (family) are really talking about "doing things while you're driving."  Mainly texting and talking on the phone.  THESE ARE VERY BAD THINGS TO DO.

Thank the dear Lord I was not texting when I crashed.  I really wasn't, I'm not even lying.  (I really don't like to lie.)  If I had been texting they would have been so mad!

But really, its like they think I'm more retarded because I crashed while I was paying attention to driving.  (... and let me tell you, I can sometimes figure out really weird things to do while I'm driving...)  So should I feel worse?

So, it's not just phones, my mom is really being gung-ho about everything.  She told me not to smoke while I drive.  But I feel like, I really like doing that, and even more-- they can't make a law that you can't smoke while you drive.  I feel like they would try to put it in with the phone law, but then the law would have to be called "No holding things while driving."  And that just sounds really weird.

"Do you brush your teeth before you kiss?"  

~ Damien Rice

Snowy Day

Here's what it looked like out today.  Although it was supposed to be much crappier.  

A Wondering Kind of Day

. . . Later on 4/17

I just realized that I wrote a blog about my horny fantasies.  Is that too much - TMI?  What do y'all think?

PS. This is also just a way to find out if anyone reads this.  I saw those Public Service Annoncements on TV that told kids to be careful what they put on the internet.  What should I be expecting?

Wondering...

I'm editing my final project, for my editing class.  This is a class where we all get the same footage, and edit it.  So it gets old- sometimes it's all really similar, or the teach just shows the best stuff, and it's sort of weird getting "picked." and not getting picked- somehow I always get picked.  Muy interesante.  So I am incorporating my own footage, taken with my digital camera- snapshot camera, that is.  I will be the only one to have that footage, good? Bad? Above and beyond? Against the rules?  

. . . Well I guess I will go find out. . .

i'm coming to the internet, baby!

4/16

I think I want to officialize this blog, and actually put it online, I think I am ready.  Besides, that craigslist ad got deleted- so it was probably bogus, but I can just f-ing make a blog, by myself- and put shit on it.  I love this shit.  I have never been much of a diary-journal person, but there's something official and 'cool' about putting it online- and then showing what song you're listening to, and crap like that.  It's another way to do something easier too- haha. BTW son is: Cats and the Cradle by Cat Stevens.

I was having a thought- whenever I get high, I over analyze many thing that I have  been doing, and how it must have looked to other people.  and then fantasizing about what I want to do, and it always turn into a sexual thing- probably being high has to do with it, but I am pretty horny.  

Anyway, then I start planning out these awesome elaborate sex fantasies about guys I know that I think "maybe I could make this happen" with.  

I wonder if that's weird, or just like, I dunno, hot?

We shall see my friends...

PS that's supposed to suggest that I really am going to go find out.... ;)

Addicted to Porn?

. . . Later on 4/15                             

I saw that True Life where the guy was addicted to porn.  He was so addicted, his wife kicked him out of the house-until he could "break" his addiction.  How could this "addiction" affect him so much that he could not live with his wife or children?  I don't think the wife was exaggerating, but I mean God, was it like every second?  he couldn't get through the day without looking at porn!  He abused it even while taking care of his children?

WTF Man?

Do nose rings make a difference on first judgements?

4/15/09   4/15/09

I got to thinking, wjhat if I got the job BECAUSE I lost my nose ring yesterday morning?  Could that be?  And now that I have this hoop, I will look so bad ass!  It will be ridiculous!  

i really just wonder if hoops, especially on me look really forced or something, like I will just look stupid, or like a wanna be, or just someone with a bad nose ring.

Or it could be really cute.  I like that idea, but I can feel something hanging out of my nose.  it doesn't feel cute.

My New Love

Later on 4/14

If I ever make a movie, or a show, or a fuckin play-- I want to put someone in it really enjoying the shit out of their sonicare toothbrush!  That shit is amazing!  It should be accompanied by harmonious violins that remind you of heaven and shit.  And the person uses the sonicare with such precision, care, and extra time - that it's like they are using their vibrator- in fact!  The scene opens with "vibrating sound, " and a young firl lying on her bed, yet as we pan up there is nothing in her pants, just her limp left hand, and a slow-moving right hand attached to a sonicare.  Accompanied by foaming at the mouth, whilst making sex faces and closing her eyes with pleasure.  

This is my endorsement for the sonicare:

"I lie to my dentist now about flossing and they don't seem to notice-- thank you sonicare!" ~Katie M. in Boulder CO

First Blog

4/14/09

I was having all of these thoughts earlier, that I can't remember, but I figured I would sit and blog anyway.  This is my new career path, I have decided.  I am going to make myself do this, and thus, WRITE MORE! I'm going to become a writer!  So hello, world out there, it's me, Katie, the Writer.