Later on 4/14
If I ever make a movie, or a show, or a fuckin play-- I want to put someone in it really enjoying the shit out of their sonicare toothbrush! That shit is amazing! It should be accompanied by harmonious violins that remind you of heaven and shit. And the person uses the sonicare with such precision, care, and extra time - that it's like they are using their vibrator- in fact! The scene opens with "vibrating sound, " and a young firl lying on her bed, yet as we pan up there is nothing in her pants, just her limp left hand, and a slow-moving right hand attached to a sonicare. Accompanied by foaming at the mouth, whilst making sex faces and closing her eyes with pleasure.
This is my endorsement for the sonicare:
"I lie to my dentist now about flossing and they don't seem to notice-- thank you sonicare!" ~Katie M. in Boulder CO
that is funny. I'm actually laughing out loud. you crack me up. I'm glad you are my friend : )
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